My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.
"It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3 hours this is unfair" OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY
Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t
"No-one told us there would be fish in the water" what the actual fuck
its fucking water
what the fuck did you expect
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you lie with me and marathon the extended edition lord of the rings trilogy
Tinni and Sniffer are actually the real life The Fox And The Hound.
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao